Is that school food spicy?
No, smoke always comes out of my ears!
Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree?
I`m stumped!
"It`s clear" said the teacher, "That you haven`t studied your geography. What`s your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!
Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?
Because when the cane goes `bam` the child goes boo!