Mother: How was your first day at school?
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
I`m not going back to school ever again
Why ever not?
The teacher doesn`t know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn`t know how to spell cat so I told her"
What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?
She draws a smack!
Who was the biggest thief in history?
Atlas, he held up the whole world!