A cannibal joke
What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast?
Weedie Bix!
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A ghost joke
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
Because their daddies were mummies!
A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2?
He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!
A ghost joke
Where do ghosts live?
In dread-sitters!
A ghost joke
How do you know if your being haunted by a parrot?
He keeps going "ooo's a pretty boy then"!
A vampire joke
What did the vampire say to the wolfman?
You look like your going to the dogs!
A vampire joke
What's the difference between a vampire and a biscuit?
You don't know?
Well don't try dunking a vampire in your tea!