Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
Doctor, Doctor I,ve broke my arm in two places
Well don't go back there again then!
Doctor, Doctor I think I,m a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards.
I,ll deal with you later!
Doctor, Doctor I think I,m turning into a frog
Your just playing too much croquet!
Doctor, Doctor I think I,m a yo-yo.
Are you stringing me along!
Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do?
Saw the legs off of your bed!