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Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
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A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
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#423 : Q and A 04


Q: What's the difference between Xerox and the Titanic?

A: The Titanic had a band.


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Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.


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Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?

A: A superior being.


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Q: What is the difference between big foot and a socially responsible banker?

A: Big foot has been sighted.


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Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."


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Q: How do you confuse a bank teller?

A: Give him a bag of M&M's and tell him to alphabetize them.


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Q: Why is a BMW a banker's favorite car?

A: Because he can't spell Porsche.


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Anti-trust laws should be approached with exactly that attitude


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If bankers can count, how come the average bank has 10 windows and only four tellers?



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