Allow adult content









Select to veiw... Animals ( 105 ) Answer Machine ( 268 ) Aviation ( 40 ) Bar Drinking ( 72 ) Battle of the Sexes ( 517 ) Blind Jokes ( 10 ) Blondes ( 189 ) --- Dirty ( 1 ) --- Dumb ( 1 ) Business ( 194 ) Car Bumpers ( 24 ) Children ( 1 ) Computers ( 114 ) Corny ( 1 ) Crazy Jokes ( 25 ) Definitions ( 42 ) Dirty ( 101 ) Dumb Laws ( 50 ) Elderly ( 28 ) English ( 13 ) Entertainment ( 1 ) Ethnic ( 47 ) Family ( 8 ) Farmers ( 28 ) Female ( 12 ) Fishing ( 20 ) Food Jokes ( 32 ) Funny Ads ( 308 ) Funny Guides ( 13 ) Funny Puns ( 81 ) Funny Tests ( 12 ) Golf ( 14 ) Heaven, Hell ( 27 ) Holidays ( 49 ) Idiots ( 35 ) Indians ( 12 ) Instruments ( 61 ) Insults ( 143 ) Kids ( 414 ) Knock Knock ( 4 ) Lawyer ( 93 ) Light Bulbs ( 334 ) Male ( 6 ) Marriage ( 71 ) Math ( 29 ) Medical ( 53 ) Military ( 71 ) Miscellaneous ( 1 ) Music ( 50 ) Nerd ( 1 ) --- All ( 1 ) Office ( 40 ) Old Age ( 21 ) One Liners ( 258 ) Parent ( 38 ) Police ( 80 ) Politics ( 196 ) Professional ( 279 ) Quotes ( 156 ) Redneck ( 91 ) Religious ( 437 ) Riddles ( 18 ) School ( 36 ) Science ( 77 ) Shopping ( 12 ) Sick ( 16 ) Sports ( 46 ) State Jokes ( 66 ) Thoughts ( 40 ) Top Lists ( 83 ) Travel Jokes ( 56 ) True Stories ( 378 ) Work ( 2 ) Yo Mama ( 25 )

Select to veiw... Cartoons ( 383 ) Embarrassing ( 242 ) Family ( 42 ) Kids ( 249 ) Other ( 573 ) Outdoors ( 646 ) Pets ( 396 ) Sports ( 126 ) Vehicles ( 171 )

Select to veiw... Cartoon ( 10 ) Children ( 11 ) Embarrassing ( 14 ) Entertainment ( 129 ) Family ( 6 ) Other ( 20 ) Pets ( 23 ) Sport ( 5 ) Stunts ( 3 )

Select to veiw... Adventure ( 4 ) Cartoon ( 3 ) Family ( 5 ) Kids ( 10 ) Racing ( 1 ) Shooting ( 3 ) Sport ( 1 ) Super Mario ( 3 )

Subscribe!
Get free jokes in your email.

Join our Facebook group!



Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


Dealing with a juggler
Careful when you wish
Answering machine message 67
Getting into fights
Go on a hiking trip
A snail buys a fast new car
Boat troubles
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
Woman is on a bus

Category: Business Reader Rating: Contributor: marilyn Views: 3464 Help keep us free..click a sponsor

Keep us free....Share this with a friend. #2810 : Bad computer viruses Economic computer viruses INTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer. ECONOMETRICIAN VIRUS - Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of POLITICAL THINK TANK ECONOMIST VIRUS - Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until next election. GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS - nothing works on your system, but all your diagnostic software says everything is just fine. MARXIAN ECONOMIST VIRUS - Helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to. SOVIET ECONOMIST VIRUS - Crashes your computer, but denies it ever happened. MAINSTREAM ECONOMIST VIRUS - It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases then in "self-defense." CENTRAL BANK ECONOMIST VIRUS - Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file. MULTINATIONAL CORPORATION ECONOMIST VIRUS - Deletes all monetary files, but keeps smiling and sending messages about how the economy is going to get better. SUPPLY SIDE ECONOMIST VIRUS - Puts your computer to sleep for four years. When your computer wakes up, you,re trillion more dollars in debt. NEW ECONOMY VIRUS - Also known as the "Tricky Dick Virus." You can wipe it out, but it always makes a comeback. ENVIRONMENTAL ECONOMIST VIRUS - Before allowing you to delete any file, it first asks you if you,ve considered the alternatives. Share Rate It 5 4 3 2 1 Share It...

Embed url : http://rolloverlaughing.com/view.php?ItemCategory=4&ItemID=2810&ItemSubCategory=0

Add our site : http://www.rolloverlauging.com

Purchase Novelty Clothing, Novelty Gifts, Joke Books, Fake Products and much more!. Visit the Roll Over Laughing Store page now.