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#3198 : You might be a redneck if 64

You might be a reneck if...

You pull up to a gas station in a limo to buy a can of Skoal.

Your boyfriend gives you car parts for your birthday, and you like it.

Coons get into everyone else`s trash but yours.

When you say, "Let`s hit the hay," you actually MEAN it.

You can feed a family of five on ONE McDonald`s Extra Value Meal.

Your kids LIKE the Arch Deluxe hamburger at McDonalds.

You think the tobacco companies have done nothing wrong.

You *have* a clawfoot bathtub.

You`ve ever been arrested for bootleggin`.

You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights.



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