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#80 : Dogs and Light Bulbs

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. Then I`ll replace any wiring that`s not up to code.

Rottweiler: Make me!

Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?

Dachshund: You know I can`t reach that stupid lamp!

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he`s busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I`ll just pop it in while I`m bouncing off the walls.

Greyhound: It isn`t moving. Who cares?

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I`m not afraid of the dark...

Doberman: While it`s out, I`ll just take a nap on the couch.

Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?

Australian Shepherd: First, I`ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs -- people change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?

Poodle: I`ll just blow in the Border Collie`s ear and he`ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we`ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you`re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?


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