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Email or ID : Password : Name               Email address Your :          Friend :        Friend :        The Message : Hi [ID], [YOUR_MESSAGE] enjoy below... #5482 : village in South America In a village in South America there was a young man who was what some people call a Cassanova, good with the ladies. He had all kinds of ladies. He liked them all, fat ones, short ones, skinny ones, didn't matter. The trouble was that he had a true love, a virgin that he was saving for his marriage. This innocent virgin, her name was Raz, did not know anything about sex. Of course our Tiger of the Village wanted to keep things that way. Well, finally they were married and on their wedding night, Raz was very impressed with sex. She told her new husband that she did not know a man was built that way. What a wonderful thing men had to please women. Our Tiger did not want to her to think that all men were the same, so he told her, "I tell you something, Honey, I am the only man in the world with such a thing." So...she believed him. !! The "Tiger" of the village was a sheep herder and had to go to the hills for weeks at a time. He had been gone for a couple of weeks, when he came back he began to look for his new bride. When he got to their hut she wasn't there. He then went down through the village looking for her. "Raz, Raz, where are you?" Finally he meets up with her on the street. Raz appears to be very angry and frustrated. "You son-a-bitch, bastard, cabron, desgrasiado, no good for nothing" and begins to hit and fight with him. "Hey whoa, what's the matter baby, what did I do? I didn't do nothing why you mad at me?" our tiger asks. Raz says, "Yeah, you know Sancho, the lazy one from across the street? Well he has "one" also" and she points to his genitals. Our hero thinks about it, she must have seen this guy taking a leak, shit I can fix this. "Hey Honey, I tell you something, you know what? Sancho he is my best friend, I used to have two of them and since Sancho is my friend, I give him one," he is all smiles and goes over to hug Raz. Raz is now angrier and begins to clobber the shit out of him. "You dumb ass, stupido, ignorante," she yells at him..... "You gave him the best one!" this joke sent to you from [YOUR_ID] RollOverLaughing.com............ Share this with your friends Supplied by Inite-My-Friends.com Add to message (Html linking not allowed.) Send to :- All I select     Your ISP (18.116.63.105) is recorded for security reasons.     Suppied by We do not store your details.