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#5455 : The teacher says to little

The teacher says to little Tommy one day " if there are three crows sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them with a bee-bee gun, how many will you have left?"

Tommy says," well, you won't have any because the other two will fly away."

"Well", says the teacher, "the answer is actually two, but I like the way you think, Tommy".

So Tommy says, "ok, now I have a question for you, then....There are three women, and they all have an ice cream cone. one of them likes to lick the ice cream, one of them likes to bite the ice cream and the other likes to suck the ice cream. Now, you tell me teacher, which one of them is married."

The teacher looking embarrassed and perplexed finally says in a faint voice "well, I guess the one who sucks."

So Tommy says, "well, the answer is the woman with the ring on is married, but I like the way you think too, teacher.





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