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Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
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A Kid calls the Help Desk
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A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


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Careful when you wish
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Boat troubles
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
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#207 : Business one-liners 74

If you want to get along, go along.

If you want to make an enemy, do someone a favor.

If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something left out, rather than added.

Ignorance is bliss. No wonder I,m so depressed.

Illegitimus non Carborundem: "Don't let the scum bags grind you down"

In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, the greater the confusion.

In any calculation, any error which can creep in will do so.

In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.

In any household, junk accumulates to the the space available for its storage.

In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong, and an even bigger one to keep his mouth shut when he's right.




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