 | #2999 Flying on a bad airline
The Top 10 Signs You,re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine,s being held on by duct tape.
You see the Gorilla from those old Samsonite commercials running loose up and down the aisles.
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| #2998 A relationship is over
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she,s typing in a different font.
Instead of hearing that lovely "You,ve Got Mail" statement when you use America OnLine, y... |
| #2997 Time to do the laundry
The Top 10 Signs That Its Time To Do The Laundry
You,re wearing your last pair of underwear in the shower consistently.
You,ve worn your sheets to school because you can,t get them off of y... |
| #2996 Heard at a tax office
The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer,s Office Prior To The Tax Filing Deadline
No sir, the government does not want you to pay your taxes in pennies.
I have a hard time believing t... |
| #2995 Stay in West Virginia
The Top 10 Reasons Not To Stay in West Virginia
Contrary to what the lousy song says, Country Roads do NOT always take you home.
You dream of a life that will involve a paved road.
Yo... |
| #2994 Checking the salad bar
The Top 10 Things To Check The Salad Bar Before You Load Your Plate Up
Anything that,s moving.
Green Carrots.
Moldy Croutons.
Body parts.
Blood in the French Dressing.
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| #2993 Top ten error messages
The Top 10 Good Error Messages On The Brand New $7000 Computer You Just Bought
"That URL was not found because frankly, I didn, try hard enough."
"If you continue to type that way, you,ll g... |
| #2992 Send kids to school
The Top 10 Reasons That Parents Send Kids To School
To scope out any single teachers for Daddy.
To learn that useful Algebra stuff that every McDonald,s manager uses daily.
No cable a... |
| #2991 In a bad nursing home
The Top Signs You,re In A Bad Nursing Home
Its named Heaven,s Waiting Room.
Cheap TV antenna can,t pick up Xena: Warrior Princess.
Defibrilator doubles as a remote control.
Its ... |
| #2990 To do in space station
The Top 10 Things To Do While Confined In A Space Station
Roll down the window and throw beer cans at passing satellites.
Play some rather boring games of Solitaire.
Try to bust that ... |
| #2989 Terrible history teacher
The Top 10 Signs You Have A Bad History Teacher
Constantly gets Indonesia and Outdonesia confused.
As incentive for learning, when you name a state capital, you get to take a shot.
In... |
| #2988 Very bad private eye 2
The Top Signs That You,ve Hired A Bad Private Eye
Considers reading "The Hardy Boys Mysteries" actually helpful reasearch.
He has a pet basset hound named "Flash" that acts as his trusty as... |
| #2986 You have a boring job
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
1.You,re introduced to everyone as "The Minesweeper God".
2.You have visited every website in the world.
3.You,re the Spelling Bee Coordinator... |
| #2980 Never hear a man say 02
Things You,ll Never Hear A Man Say:
1. Here honey, you use the remote.
2. You know, I,d like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
3. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pit... |
| #1768 Must be out of shape
You`ve ever torn something just trying to turn off the alarm clock.
People at work only refer to you by saying "Hey fatso!"
You`ve thrown your back out by carrying a bag of groceries.
Ran... |
