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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


Dealing with a juggler
Careful when you wish
Answering machine message 67
Getting into fights
Go on a hiking trip
A snail buys a fast new car
Boat troubles
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
Woman is on a bus

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#6651 In September, a 7-year- old boy fell
In September, a 7-year- old boy fell off a 100-foot-high bluff near Ozark, Ark., after he lost his grip swinging on a cross that marked the spot where another person had fallen to his death in 1990. ...
#6649 The White House freed $250 million to promote
Government as Usual: The White House freed $250 million to promote a new sex education program. "It teaches marital fidelity," says Argus Hamilton. "It sure gets expensive when Bill Clinton and Dic...
#6648 A young woman who was several months pregnant
Only in Merry Olde England A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She ...
#6647 A massive cold front swept across the nation
A massive cold front swept across the nation this week, but it,s not expected to affect the election. Says Hamilton, "The Weather Channel said the five-day forecast for Bob Dole is three days." ...
#6646 The Democratic National Committee finally
The Democratic National Committee finally released thousands of pages of financial disclosure information. Says Vince Vieceli, "Unfortunately, they released them from a third-floor balcony in New York...
#6645 Coca-Cola fixing an embarrassing typo
Atlanta Coca-Cola is fixing an embarrassing typo in the word "disk" in copyright information on about 2 million 12-packs of the drink. In the misprint, the "s" is replaced by a "c." Normally, the s...
#6644 Disturbing product of the month
Disturbing product of the month: Armour Pork Brains with Milk Gravy Where and when bought: Ingles supermarket, Asheville, N.C., October 1995, for 73 cents. Bonus points: That delicious milk gravy. E...
#6641 Safeway has made a $1.7 billion offer for Vons markets
Safeway has made a $1.7 billion offer for Vons markets. Says Bob Mills, "The amount of the bid became public after a checkout clerk was overheard yelling ,Price check on the company!," He adds, "th...
#6617 A drunk security man asked a colleague
MOSCOW, RUSSIA - A drunk security man asked a colleague at the Moscow bank they were guarding to stab his bullet-proof vest to see if it protected him against the knife..... It didn,t and the 25-ye...
#6612 Frequently, I get a strip of coupons or other promotional
Frequently, I get a strip of coupons or other promotional items from a little printer at the checkout of my local grocery. Coupons emerge as a thank-you for purchasing a product, or based on some o...
#6611 Two men tried to pull the front off an ATM
Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off an ATM cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, t...
#6610 General Motors Introduces
General Motors Introduces New Instant-Win Airbags Detroit-- With third-quarter sales sluggish and its share of the domestic market down 11 percent since 1993, General Motors unveiled a new instant-wi...
#6609 GOP leaders
GOP leaders have returned from that bash in Palm Beach for donors of $175,000," says Hamilton. "Last Year, Congress promised to do something about special-interest contributions. What they have decide...
#6606 You all know about the Darwin Awards
Darwin Award Winner for 1997 Announced You all know about the Darwin Awards - It,s an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extr...
#6605 Microsoft Corp. dismissed an anti-virus
Microsoft Corp. dismissed an anti-virus company,s claim that versions of Internet Explorer 3.0 and above possess another hole in security by calling the feature in question a "design thing, not a bug....


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