 | #7363 Asian VS E.T.
What,s the difference between E.T and an asian?
E.T. got the message and left.... |
| #2884 A collection of insults 142
Watches "Beavis and Butthead" to learn vocabulary.
Watching programs not listed in TV Guide.
We,re all missing cards from our decks -- and different cards, too.
Went in for repairs but wasn... |
| #2883 A collection of insults 141
Uses thumbtacks to post notes -- on his refrigerator.
Uses two hands to eat with chopsticks.
Using a 1S-2D floppy for brains in a world of hard disks.
Vacancy on the top floor.
Vacuuming... |
| #2882 A collection of insults 140
Ugly as a warthog and half as smart.
Unclear which of Newton,s three laws of motion keeps his ears apart.
Understands English as well as any parrot.
Used to have a handle on life, but it br... |
| #2881 A collection of insults 139
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind.
Traveling without a passport/towel.
Trips over cordless phones.
Truck can,t haul a full load.
Trying out for the javelin retrie... |
| #2880 A collection of insults 138
Thinks male zebras are the ones with the black stripes.
Three chickens short of a henhouse.
Three miracles shy of being where he thinks he,s at.
Three-bag/coyote ugly. (Ask your mommy to ex... |
| #2879 A collection of insults 137
The two put together have an IQ over 150.
The wheel,s spinning but the hamster,s dead.
There she sits, Finite State Automaton at its best.
There,s nothing wrong with you that couldn,t be cu... |
| #2878 A collection of insults 136
Takes his imagination out for a walk and ends up being dragged around the block by it.
Talks to plants on their own level.
Team player... No chance he,ll develop a personality on his own.
T... |
| #2877 A collection of insults 135
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation.
Still boots to DOS.
Still sending messages with his secret decoder ring.
Still traumatized from the forest fire in "Bambi".
St... |
| #2876 A collection of insults 134
Solid concrete from the eyebrows backwards.
Some Assembly Required.
Some bugs in his software.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
Some of her inodes have nod... |
| #2875 A collection of insults 133
Slow out of the gate.
Smarter than the average bear.
Smoke doesn,t make it to the top of his chimney.
So boring, his dreams have Muzak.
So dim, his psychic carries a flashlight.
So du... |
| #2874 A collection of insults 132
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later.
Prefers three left turns to one right turn.
Pressure,s up, but there,s a slow leak somewhere.
Produces a zero-length core du... |
| #2873 A collection of insults 131
Perfect percussionist for an acapella group (duh, duh, duh...)
Perfect training subject for apprentice hypnotists.
Permanently out to lunch.
Permanently rotated 90 degrees from the rest of ... |
| #2872 A collection of insults 130
Operating in stand-by mode.
Ought to have a warning label on his forehead.
Out there where the buses don,t run.
Outlet isn,t grounded.
Over the rainbow.
Overdue for reincarnation.
... |
| #2871 A collection of insults 129
One song short of a musical.
One span short of a bridge.
One step short of the attic.
One strawberry short of a quart.
One strike past being called out.
One sub short of a party platt... |
