 | #3019 Answering machine message 227
Aussie accent:) Hi, how ,ya goin,, listen, I,m not here, but I tell ya what, this anserin, machine is so clever, I kid you not, if you don,t leave a message -- it,ll ring ,ya back and ask for one! Bye... |
| #3018 Answering machine message 225
Oriental voice:) Hello, you have reached honorable Chan,s residence. I, Kato, will go and get honorable Chan. (Godzilla scream.) Oh no! Godzilla coming! Please leave name and number at gong and Chan w... |
| #3017 Answering machine message 221
Hello. Here are my answers to last week,s messages, in order of their arrival. Yes. Maybe. At seven. You,ll get it tomorrow. For sure. Get me that phone number. Thanks, I take my messages on Mondays... |
| #3016 Answering machine message 219
I am gathering the world,s largest collection of responses to an answering machine. If you would like to help, please leave a notarized copy of your name, number, and today,s date at the sound of the ... |
| #3015 Answering machine message 197
This is Frank. You can leave me a message, but I must warn you I get annoyed with messages that are hard to read. So please use your shift key appropriately, avoid overdoing punctuation, and spell-che... |
| #3014 Answering machine message 191
Hi, this is George. I,m sorry I can,t answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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| #3013 Answering machine message 154
Bob here. I,m home right now, I,m just screening my calls. So start talking and if you,re someone I want to speak with I,ll pick up the phone. Otherwise, well, what can I say?
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| #3012 Answering machine message 72
Thank you for calling Uncle Tom,s Mortuary and Delicatessen. You stab ,em and we slab ,em. We have specials on Mondays and Thursdays. We are currently unable to come to the phone, but if you leave you... |
| #3011 Answering machine message 06
You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition. You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded. If we don,t return your call,... |
| #3010 Answering machine message 226
I,m not at home today, and I might not be home tomorrow. So please leave a message after the tone. I didn,t take a shower today, and I might not take one tomorrow. So if you don,t leave a message afte... |
| #3009 Answering machine message 196
We,re sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
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| #3008 Answering machine message 137
Hi, you,ve reached Meredith,s room. I,m sorry I can,t come to the phone right now, but my waveform has temporarily collapsed, so leave a message, and I,ll call you when I,ve pulled myself together.
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| #3007 Answering machine message 85
Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can,t come to the phone right now, so after the tone, please leave your name and number, then talk briefly about your childhood and tell me what comes to mind when ... |
| #3006 Answering machine message 38
Thank you for calling Soviet Embassy. No KG... Er, no diplomats are able to answer phone, so at sound of capitalist tone, leave name, telephone number, and short description of secrets you wish to sel... |
| #3005 Answering machine message 36
Start, low pitch, slow: Hhhhheeelllllloooooo thheeeerrrrrrre evvvvveerrrryyyboooodyyyy... Middle, normal: ...home of Veronica, Jaw-Chyi, Mark, and Mike. Nobody,s home... Later, high pitch, fast: ...li... |
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