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Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
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A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
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Blind Jokes

#6371 Two blondes were driving through Louisiana Two blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As... #3029 Q ana A blond jokes 09 Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture. Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks. Q: Why do blondes drive BM... #2775 Are the pilots flying blind? One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the pla... #1275 There is a blind man here to see you A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I,m in ... #1274 Tell me what I am A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at faul... #1273 A Blind Man Visits The State Of Texas There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in T... #1270 There are no dogs allowed here A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can,t bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog... #1268 Skydiving blind A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told... #1267 A blind man in a store A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing... #1266 Blind question Q: Why don,t blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog. ...