Allow adult content









Select to veiw... Animals ( 105 ) Answer Machine ( 268 ) Aviation ( 40 ) Bar Drinking ( 72 ) Battle of the Sexes ( 517 ) Blind Jokes ( 10 ) Blondes ( 189 ) --- Dirty ( 1 ) --- Dumb ( 1 ) Business ( 194 ) Car Bumpers ( 24 ) Children ( 1 ) Computers ( 114 ) Corny ( 1 ) Crazy Jokes ( 25 ) Definitions ( 42 ) Dirty ( 101 ) Dumb Laws ( 50 ) Elderly ( 28 ) English ( 13 ) Entertainment ( 1 ) Ethnic ( 47 ) Family ( 8 ) Farmers ( 28 ) Female ( 12 ) Fishing ( 20 ) Food Jokes ( 32 ) Funny Ads ( 308 ) Funny Guides ( 13 ) Funny Puns ( 81 ) Funny Tests ( 12 ) Golf ( 14 ) Heaven, Hell ( 27 ) Holidays ( 49 ) Idiots ( 35 ) Indians ( 12 ) Instruments ( 61 ) Insults ( 143 ) Kids ( 414 ) Knock Knock ( 4 ) Lawyer ( 93 ) Light Bulbs ( 334 ) Male ( 6 ) Marriage ( 71 ) Math ( 29 ) Medical ( 53 ) Military ( 71 ) Miscellaneous ( 1 ) Music ( 50 ) Nerd ( 1 ) --- All ( 1 ) Office ( 40 ) Old Age ( 21 ) One Liners ( 258 ) Parent ( 38 ) Police ( 80 ) Politics ( 196 ) Professional ( 279 ) Quotes ( 156 ) Redneck ( 91 ) Religious ( 437 ) Riddles ( 18 ) School ( 36 ) Science ( 77 ) Shopping ( 12 ) Sick ( 16 ) Sports ( 46 ) State Jokes ( 66 ) Thoughts ( 40 ) Top Lists ( 83 ) Travel Jokes ( 56 ) True Stories ( 378 ) Work ( 2 ) Yo Mama ( 25 )

Select to veiw... Cartoons ( 383 ) Embarrassing ( 242 ) Family ( 42 ) Kids ( 249 ) Other ( 573 ) Outdoors ( 646 ) Pets ( 396 ) Sports ( 126 ) Vehicles ( 171 )

Select to veiw... Cartoon ( 10 ) Children ( 11 ) Embarrassing ( 14 ) Entertainment ( 129 ) Family ( 6 ) Other ( 20 ) Pets ( 23 ) Sport ( 5 ) Stunts ( 3 )

Select to veiw... Adventure ( 4 ) Cartoon ( 3 ) Family ( 5 ) Kids ( 10 ) Racing ( 1 ) Shooting ( 3 ) Sport ( 1 ) Super Mario ( 3 )

Subscribe!
Get free jokes in your email.

Join our Facebook group!



Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


Dealing with a juggler
Careful when you wish
Answering machine message 67
Getting into fights
Go on a hiking trip
A snail buys a fast new car
Boat troubles
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
Woman is on a bus

Medical

#7468 I have swallowed a key Patient: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Patient: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Patient: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too. ... #7368 New Cure!!! scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians... It`s called TRYDIXAGAIN... #5844 Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac Did you here about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He couldnt get to sleep at night wondering if there really was a dog! ... #4823 Suffering from arthritis Young Doctor Forbes completed an examination of an elderly man. "Tell me," asked the M.D. "Do you suffer from arthritis?" "Of course!" snarled the senior citizen. "What the hell else can I do wi... #4818 I have something wrong with my ear. This guy went into a doctor,s office and told the nurse, "I have a problem with my dick." The nurse, half horrified, said, "I am amazed that you have the audacity to use that language here. I will not... #4599 Difference Between A Rectal And Oral Themometer How do you tell the difference between a rectal and oral themometer? The taste. ... #3353 What is your problem? Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say. Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? ... #3352 The bad and the worse news A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face. Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news. Man: Well, give me th... #3351 We need to help these people A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It,s a big building with a lot of doctors, but ... #3350 A very interesting fact Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room! ... #3349 Will this operation hurt me at all? Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown. ... #3348 A doctor is complaining to a mechanic A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care." "Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn,t changed since ... #3347 Will I live any longer? Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer. ... #3346 What should I do then? Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell! ... #3345 Is she feeling any better? Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet. ... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4