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Yo Mama

	#533 Yo mama is so flat Yo mama so flat she,s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she,s jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she,s jealous of a piece of paper! ...
	#506 Yo mama`s hair is so short Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice. ...
	#504 Yo mama`s nose is so big Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight! ...
	#501 Yo mama`s house is so small Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. Yo mama house so small you have to g...
	#498 Yo mama`s glasses so thick Yo mama,s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama,s glasses are so thick she can see into the future. ...
	#482 Yo mama`s teeth are so yellow Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter! ...
	#480 Yo mama`s house is so dirty Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside...
	#478 Yo mama`s head so large Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar...
	#476 Yo mama is so dirty Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries! Yo mam...
	#474 Yo mama is so old Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so o...
	#469 Yo mama is so ugly Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama so ugly just after she was bo...
	#466 Yo mama is so nasty Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to...
	#465 Yo mama is so short Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo mama so short she can pla...
	#464 Yo mama is so dark Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent. Yo mama so dark that ...
	#461 Yo mama is so hairy Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo mama so hairy she wear...

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