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Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
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A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
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#5817 Picture a V-formation of geese flying overhead Picture a V-formation of geese flying overhead...do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other? - There,s more geese on that side. ... #5816 Bad glofer and a bad skydiver Whats the diffrence between a bad glofer and a bad skydiver.? A bad golfer goes WACK... Shit! A bad skydiver goes Shit!... WACK ... #5815 soft and pliable, and women What is six inches long, soft and pliable, and women like to hold it in their hands and blow it? A hundred-dollar bill. ... #5814 Actuary and a Sicilian actuary What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary? An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...... #5813 Donkey and an Onion What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? Either an onion with a hell of a kick to it, or a piece of ass that just makes you want to cry... #5812 Clinton Send Chelsie Why did the Clintons send Chelsie to a private school? Because in a public school, the secret service would be out gunned. ... #5811 Man with a spade on his head? What do you call a man with a spade on his head? - Doug. What do you call a man without a spade on his head? - Douglas. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? - Cliff. ... #5810 Elephant with a jar of peanut butter What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? either -A jar of peanut butter with a very good memory or -An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth. ... #5809 Man like a Rainstorm How is a Man like a Rainstorm? You don,t know when its coming, how much inches you,ll get, how wet you will get, or how long it will stay.... #5808 the difference between an elephant and a grape What,s the difference between an elephant and a grape? - They,re both purple, except the elephant. What Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? - "Here come the elephants." What did... #5807 The traffic light say when it stayed What did the traffic light say when it stayed on red? "You would be red too if you had to change in front of everyone!" ... #5806 the Clintons send Chelsie Why did the Clintons send Chelsie to a private school? Because in a public school, the secret service would be out gunned. ... #5805 vehicles arrive at an intersection If four vehicles arrive at an intersection with a four way stop, who has the right of way? The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker that reads "Guns don,t kill people. I do." ... #5804 Elephants into a Volkswagen How do you get five elephants into a Volkswagen? - Two in the front, Two in the back, and one in the glove compartment. ... #5803 the difference between a mathematician What,s the difference between a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer? A mathematician assumes that a series is divergent until the opposite has been proven. A physicist assumes that a seri... 1 | 2