 | #6057 travelling in a car when it has a flat tire
A group on nuns are travelling in a car when it has a flat tire. They get out and try to change it, but being rather unworldly do not know how to do it. Luckily, a truck came along and the male driver... |
| #5940 starts attending public school in a small town
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a small town. The teacher of the one-room school decides to use her position to try to influence the new student. She asks the class, "Who was the ... |
| #3636 A man went into a drug store
A man went into a drug store, pulled a gun, announced a robbery, and pulled a Hefty-bag face mask over his head -- and realized that he,d forgotten to cut eyeholes in the mask.
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| #3205 Redneck wants to fight
There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at... |
| #3204 You might be a redneck if 73
You might be a reneck if...
Duct tape and wire are the only two things holding your truck together.
Your bumper sticker reads "If you`re missing your cat, look in my treads. "
You think the G... |
| #3203 You might be a redneck if 72
You might be a reneck if...
You can identify your friends by the sound of their mufflers.
You think OFF is a fine smelling cologne.
You put a Clapper on your headlights.
You need a diction... |
| #3202 You might be a redneck if 71
You might be a reneck if...
Any time your kids see a dog they get out their ropes and lasso it and tackle it to the ground.
Your master bathroom has the words "porta" and "potty" written on the ... |
| #3201 You might be a redneck if 69
You might be a reneck if...
You think the ATM machine is a giant, public calculator.
Your favorite cologne smells like exhaust.
The fire department leaves after discovering that the fire that... |
| #3200 You might be a redneck if 67
You might be a reneck if...
You watch "The Dukes Of Hazzard" and have to find someone to explain it to you.
Your mom kisses you goodnight and you go to school the next day and say you`ve met you... |
| #3199 You might be a redneck if 65
You might be a reneck if...
Your idea of good fishing involves the use of a boat, a net and dynamite.
Burger King won`t let you do it your way, right away.
You can remember the entire NASCAR ... |
| #3198 You might be a redneck if 64
You might be a reneck if...
You pull up to a gas station in a limo to buy a can of Skoal.
Your boyfriend gives you car parts for your birthday, and you like it.
Coons get into everyone else`s... |
| #3197 You might be a redneck if 63
You might be a reneck if...
You just bought your family their lst Atari game system.
You and your wife celebrate your anniversay at the K-mart cafeteria.
You think the only tools "real men" n... |
| #3196 You might be a redneck if 61
You might be a reneck if...
You buy the lot next to your house because you need the room for all your "stuff" (cars, trucks building materials).
Your idea of new siding on the house is more tar ... |
| #3195 You might be a redneck if 59
You might be a reneck if...
Your most productive fishing lure is a Dupont drifter and a dip net.
City code enforcement officers use your property as a proving ground for new recruits.
You thi... |
| #3194 You might be a redneck if 58
You might be a reneck if...
Your lawn mower has more horsepower than your wife`s car, but no blade.
You roll your pickup truck and laugh about it.
You think the blood on the front of your pic... |
