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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking

Dealing with a juggler
Careful when you wish
Answering machine message 67
Getting into fights
Go on a hiking trip
A snail buys a fast new car
Boat troubles
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
Woman is on a bus

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	#4971 the light always turns green Sometimes when I,m sitting in my car at a stop light, I imagine myself as Luke Skywalker, and I close my eyes and concentrate on using The Force. Sometimes I have to concentrate longer than others, bu...
	#4970 the add-one-quart mark It is my considered opinion that if intelligence were crankcase oil, his would not have wet the tip of the dipstick let alone reached the add-one-quart mark...
	#4968 the crash of United flight A disaster like this is a very moving experience for the people who live here. DC-10,s don,t even land here normally, much less crash." Dan Wagenner of the Red Cross, after the crash of United fli...
	#4967 NATO, we are a part of NATO We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President ...
	#4966 suffered from insomnia Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia...
	#4965 the Vice President The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How,s the President...
	#4964 No matter how bad Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."...
	#4963 the state into a gay dungeon-master Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master." ...
	#4961 the mentally ill live in poverty I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I,m more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." ...
	#4960 Sports For Different Colors Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps...
	#4958 My first being hitting my head My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint...
	#4957 we lost our corkscrew Once in the wilds of Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew and had to live on food and water for a number of weeks."...
	#4955 the Indians were selfishly trying I don,t feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves...
	#4954 the sense of humour from women Do you know why God witheld the sense of humour from women? That we may love you instead of laughing at you." - Mrs Patrick Campbell British actress Said to a man (1940) "The Life of Mrs Pat" M.Pe...
	#4953 Linda Ellerbee If men can run the world, why can,t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" ...

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