 | #7185 In all criminal prosecutions
In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district... |
| #7184 A Russian party-official arrives late at night
A Russian party-official arrives late at night to his hotel (in Russia). He is not surprised to find that his reservation has been mislaid but he is more than a little peeved that his status in the pa... |
| #7182 In a train carriage
In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde and a grossly overweight fat lady. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and ... |
| #7181 One day President Clinton was visiting
One day President Clinton was visiting Queen Elizabeth and she decided to take him for a tour of London in the Royal Carriage. Now the carriage was being pulled by six Royal Stallions and one of them ... |
| #7180 While flying over the USA, Bill Clinton
While flying over the USA, Bill Clinton tells Hillary that he is going to throw a five dollar bill out the window to make someone happy.
Hillary decides to throw out a twenty to make two people hap... |
| #7179 Quayle, Packwood,and Kennedy
Quayle, Packwood,and Kennedy were in a spelling bee.
It seems that Quayle won; Packwood,and Kennedy thought "harass" was two words
... |
| #7178 Two politicians were carrying on a conversation
Two politicians were carrying on a conversation in a restaurant when all of a sudden, one yelled at the other, "You,re lying!".
The other politician responded, "I know, but hear me out."
... |
| #7177 In suits at common law
In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any cou... |
| #7176 President & Hillary Clinton were attending
President & Hillary Clinton were attending a World Series game. One of the secret service agents wispered into the president,s ear. Bill said, "Sure, I,d love to."
He then tosses Hillary onto the ... |
| #7175 In managing the DoD there are many unexpected
In managing the DoD there are many unexpected communications problems: For instance, when the Marines are ordered to "secure a building", they form a landing party and assault it. On the otherhand, th... |
| #7174 When China renewed diplomatic relations
When China renewed diplomatic relations with the United States, the Senator was leery.
"Any country that has 900 million people, and claims its favorite sport is Ping-Pong, will lie about other thi... |
| #7173 A man parks his car in front of the main entrance
A man parks his car in front of the main entrance of the Congress. Inmediately, a member of the security team goes after him yelling:
- Sir! Sir! You cannot park in here! All the congressmen are ab... |
| #7171 Rep. Bill Schuette (R-MI) recently adcvised
Rep. Bill Schuette (R-MI) recently adcvised constituents not to expect all their problems to be solved by the federal government. He warned voters, "Congress is not the sole suppository of wisdom." ... |
| #7170 Einstein, Casals, Picasso, and Eisenhower
Einstein, Casals, Picasso, and Eisenhower die and go to heaven. St. Peter is waiting for them, and requests identification. Einstein, who is first in line, says "I don,t have any ID, but I can explain... |
| #7169 No person shall be held to answer for a capital
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the mili... |
