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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


Dealing with a juggler
Careful when you wish
Answering machine message 67
Getting into fights
Go on a hiking trip
A snail buys a fast new car
Boat troubles
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
Woman is on a bus

One Liners

#7443 Where there is a WILL...
Where there,s a will, there,s an Inheritance Tax...
#7442 Clear conscience
A clear conscience is usually the result of a bad memory. ...
#7441 A jockey was hitting the horse
My horse,s jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"...
#7440 Just got back from a pleasure trip
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport....
#7439 My brother-in-law died
My brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself....
#7438 Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They,ll choose your nursing home....
#7437 Beauty is in the eye....
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder......
#7436 A Computers Span...
A computer,s attention span is as long as its power cord....
#7435 24 Beers?
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?...
#7434 Definition of an Upgrade
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in....
#7433 Budget
Budget: A method for going broke methodically....
#7432 If things get any worse...
If things get any worse, I,ll have to ask you to stop helping me. ...
#7431 Diplomacy
Diplomacy is the art of saying ,Nice doggie!,... till you can find a rock....
#7430 What is a conclusion?
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking....
#7429 Words per minute
I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet....


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