 | #7461 A horse is missing
A Russian,s horse went missing. Russian was praying and thanking God.
A man saw him and asked, "Your horse is missing; Why are thanking God?"
Russian: I am thanking Him because I wasn,t riding... |
| #7445 500 year old statue
Museum Watchman: That,s a 500 year old statue you have broken.
Man: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one
... |
| #7444 A couple at a coffee shop
A Funny man & his wife go to a coffee house. Funny man buys 2 cups of coffee.
Funny Man: Drink quickly... drink quickly... before it gets cold.
Wife: But why...
Funny Man: They charge Rs. 50 ... |
| #3763 Comitting suicide
Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide. He stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock. He ... |
| #3308 Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip
Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another... |
| #2900 Very stupid musician
August, 1998, Montevideo, Uruguay
Paolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a misplaced moment of inspiration decided to make his own contribution to the cannon shot... |
| #2899 What is intelligence?
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don,t know," respond... |
| #1183 Arguing about the sign
A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic.
What the driver didn,t know was that ... |
| #1180 Save the dead rabbit
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit... |
| #1176 The very bad accident
Two men got out of their cars after they collided at an intersection. One took a flask from his pocket and said to the other, "Here, maybe you,d like a nip to calm your nerves." "Thanks," he said, and... |
| #1174 I own the fastest car
A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and,... |
| #1171 Welfare applications
For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by the Welfare Departme... |
| #1168 Stupid people stories 02
Stupid people
DEADHEADS
A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was drivin... |
| #1166 Stupid people stories 03
Stupid people
LICENSE TO STEAL
Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front p... |
| #1164 Mariah Carey`s quote
Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah told CNN "I,m inconsolable at the present time, I was a very good friend of Jordan, he was probably ... |
