 | #7362 Confession
,Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl,.
The priest asks, ,Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?
,Yes, Father, it is.,
,And who was the girl you were with?,
,I can... |
| #7336 Hollywood man walked into a talent agency.
One day in Hollywood a man walked into a talent agency.
The talent agent asked his name and the man said "Penis van Lesbian".
The talent agent told the man that his name, "Penis van Lesbian," wo... |
| #7332 Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he,d done so well during the year that the teacher suggests to the principal they give him an oral exam to make up for the test he,d missed. The princi... |
| #7331 Three guys standing at the end of the line to get into Heaven
Three guys standing at the end of the line to get into Heaven are greeted by an angel who tells them they,re for sure going to get in, but St. Peter,s just too busy to handle the whole line right now ... |
| #7330 Two men and a woman were
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island.
Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because ... |
| #7329 A little kid goes to his dad
A little kid goes to his dad and asks "Can I have 20 bucks?"
The dad replies "What do you want 20 bucks for?"
The kid replies "So I can get a guineau pig."
The dad snorts; "Guineau pig hell... |
| #7328 Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day
Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
See if they could finally do splits.
See if it,s truly possible to launch a ping... |
| #7327 There once was a yellow toad.
There once was a yellow toad. And he wanted to be green like the others. So he went to this wizard and he said, "I want to be green like the other frogs."
And the wizard said, "Then green you shall... |
| #7326 Conversation between a duck and a pharmacist
Conversation between a duck and a pharmacist:
Duck: I need some condoms
Pharmacist: What size, small, medium or large?
Duck: Large will be okay.
Pharmacist: Shall I put it on your bill?
... |
| #7325 Galen was constipated. It was serious
Galen was constipated. It was serious, so he decided to go to the doctor.
The doctor said "I,m going to give you some suppositories. I,ll put one in now and I,ll give you another one for later."
... |
| #7324 A priest went into the country to pay a visit
A priest went into the country to pay a visit to a 92 year old church member whom he had not seen for many years. She welcomed him into the parlor. While she made tea, he looked around and saw a beaut... |
| #7322 At an art exhibition, a couple was viewing a painting
At an art exhibition, a couple was viewing a painting of three very naked and very black men sitting on a park bench. What was unusual was that the men on the ends of the bench had black penises, but ... |
| #7321 A farmer and his wife are given the gift
A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative. The parrot being a male sneaks out and screws the next door neighbors Turkey,s and rushes back home before being caught in the act... |
| #7320 One day three ducks were swimming
One day three ducks were swimming in a pond when a police officer pulled over the first duck. The officer asked, "What,s your name and what are you doing here?"
The duck replies "My name is Quack a... |
| #7319 Lars has been in the computer business
Lars has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Norway as far from humanity as possible.
Lars sees the postman ... |
