 | #6789 This little boy and girl were playing doctor
This little boy and girl were playing doctor one day, when the boy pulls down his pants and says,
"You see what I have? You don,t have something like this!"
So the girl picks up her dress and sa... |
| #6788 Alice was becoming frustrated
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband,s insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lamp one passionate night - only to find a ... |
| #6786 An elderly couple were sitting on the back
An elderly couple were sitting on the back pourch enjoying a cup of tea.
Wife: Oh! Honey, last night I had the most amazing dream.
Husband: Yes, dear. And what was it about.
Wife: I came down... |
| #6784 Single women complain that all good men
Single women complain that all good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
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| #6783 Make woman so beautiful
Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God to Man: "So you would love her."
"But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God replies: "So she would love you."
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| #6781 A rather well proportioned young lady
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel.
She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, being a naturist, she de... |
| #6780 A man was approached by coworker
A man was approached by coworker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys aft... |
| #6779 Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows
Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building -- a quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself.
Shirley says, "S... |
| #6778 Married women heavier than single women
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what,s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what,s in the bed and to the fridge!
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| #6776 Bill and Bob met at the club
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game. And for the third week in a row, it was raining too hard to play.
Bill: Well, Bob, what do you want to do now?
Bob: Darts?
Bill: Nah.
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| #6774 A mother asked her little girl what she wanted
A mother asked her little girl what she wanted for her birthday, she said that she wanted a Barbie doll and a GI Joe doll. The mother smiled and said: "But honey, Barbie comes with Ken." The little gi... |
| #6772 There was this couple that was married
There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figur... |
| #6771 That You Will Never Hear A Woman Say To A Man
Things That You Will Never Hear A Woman Say To A Man
"I think that shirt with the holes in the armpits is so sexy!"
"I just love hairy butts."
"Once again you are right and I am wrong."
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| #6770 A young single guy is on a cruise ship
A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and begins to sink.
Passengers around him are screaming, flaili... |
| #6769 Two old acquaintances from WWI bump into each
Two old acquaintances from WWI bump into each other one day and head for bar to catch up on old times. The conversation moves from family to retirement to golf, and settles on sex.
"So, how,s your... |
