 | #6807 Bobby goes to pick up his date
It,s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He,s a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl,s father answers and invites him in. Carrie,s not ready yet... |
| #6806 A cop pulls over a man for speeding
A cop pulls over a man for speeding and running a red light. The cop says "Do you know that you were speeding?"
The fellow says "No sir, I was not speeding."
Just then his wife leans over and sa... |
| #6805 There once was this man who worked
There once was this man who worked in a pickle factory, who had this very great and powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. This went on for years, and he couldn,t stand it, he decided ... |
| #6804 There are 3 stages of sex after marriage
There are 3 stages of sex after marriage. The first stage is the "Anywhere" stage, when you,ll do it anywhere - the kitchen table, the shower, on top of the washing machine during the spin cycle.
T... |
| #6803 A husband went to work at 9 in the morning
A husband went to work at 9 in the morning as usual. For some reason he had to be back home later during the day while running some errands. When he entered the house, he was surprised to see his wife... |
| #6802 An explorer goes into an undiscovered
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picked it up and started to rub the dirt off of it, and out came a genie out of the ... |
| #6801 God said to Adam "I have some good news
God said to Adam "I have some good news and some bad."
Adam asked for the good news first. God answered "I,m giving you a brain and a penis."
"What,s the bad news?" asked Adam.
God replied:... |
| #6799 I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her, "Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?"
"Because I,m a prostitute
... |
| #6797 A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shot her instead of her lover, he replied,
"Ah, m,sieur, is it not better to shoot a wom... |
| #6795 A man called the undertaker one afternoon
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife."
"But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker.
"I got married again," the man sobbed.
"Oh," sai... |
| #6794 Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling much better since his operation, but couldn,t account for the enormous bump on the back of his head.
"Oh, that," chuckled Mrs. Horntoot. "Just be... |
| #6793 In the midst of a veritable downpour
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver saw a woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, and couldn,t bear passing her by. He completed the job for her, and, soaked to the ski... |
| #6792 The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married a Eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after a few weeks she told him that she was going to leave him if she didn,t get some loving r... |
| #6791 A construction worker was whistling
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassing a young girl as she walked by the construction site.
She completely ignored him, and just kept on walking.
Annoyed the worker yelled "W... |
| #6790 I love my wife
I love my wife. She eats right, gets plenty of sleep, and takes Geritol every day. Too bad she doesn,t look as good as my girlfriend; then I might go home more often. ... |
