 | #5341 One afternoon this young girl knocked
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor, to chit chat the afternoon away. She walked in and said my god you look so depressed.
She said you bet I am, look what my damm hu... |
| #5340 How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and shake the stove.... |
| #5339 It was a dark, stormy, night
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.
A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a ... |
| #5338 Anything else Your Wife Doesnt Use Anymore
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these... |
| #5337 A man and a woman are on an elevator
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of the world,s tallest building, when all of a sudden, the cable snaps and the elevator starts plummeting to the ground.
The emergency brakes don,t ... |
| #5335 Do you think I should get breast implants?
Wife: "Do you think I should get breast implants?"
Husband: "Nah, just wipe toilet paper between your breasts - it did wonders for you arse
... |
| #5334 Men and Women
Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart,knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family, th... |
| #5333 A manager was complaining
A manager was complaining in a staff meeting that he wasn,t getting any respect.
The next morning he brought in a small sign that read, "I,m the boss" and taped it to his door.
When he returne... |
| #5332 A group of guys and one girl are sitting
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a baseball game. During the game the guys notice the girl knew just as much about the game as themselves, and are really impressed. After the game ... |
| #5331 Martha went to the State Fair every year
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair every year.
Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I,d like to ride in that there airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I know, Stumpy, but ... |
| #5330 Emergency Room
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Wel... |
| #5329 were pulled up by a traffic cop
An old couple were pulled up by a traffic cop . He asked the old guy who was driving, "Where are you from?"
"Bundaberg" the old chap replied.
His wife asks "What did he say?".
"He just wants ... |
| #5328 The Teacher tells the class
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game, she will describe an object and the students will tell her what she had described.
Teacher: "The first object is Red, Round, and has a ste... |
| #5327 A somewhat drunk man feels
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man,s head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife,s ass."
The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you,re right!"
... |
| #5326 A stranded guy on an island
So, a guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There,s plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he,s doing alright--but after a few months he gets "lo... |
