 | #5379 resort for their honeymoon
A couple went to a certain nude resort for their honeymoon. The husband fell asleep as he was tanning himself on the beach. When he woke, his "tool", shall we say, was red and respectably sunburned. A... |
| #5378 You see what i have?
This little boy and girl were playing doctor one day, when the boy pulls down his pants and says,
"You see what I have? You don,t have something like this!"
So the girl picks up her dress and sa... |
| #5376 Men are like a fine wine
Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it,s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you,d want to have dinner with.
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| #5375 In a village in South America
In a village in South America there was a young man who was what some people call a Cassanova, good with the ladies. He had all kinds of ladies. He liked them all, fat ones, short ones, skinny ones, d... |
| #5373 Using two words
A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I,ve got a problem."
She says, "Tell me."
He tells her that the boys at school are using two words he doesn,t understand.
She asks hi... |
| #5372 My Wife Told Me
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are told to seperate into two lines. One for all the husbands that are under their wives control and they other for those that control their wive... |
| #5370 shopping at a mall kiosk
While my wife and I were shopping at a mall kiosk, a shapely young woman in a short, form-fitting dress strolled by. My eyes followed. Without looking up from the item she was examining, my wife asked... |
| #5369 woman goes into the local newspaper
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, she... |
| #5368 Jake Parsons died and went to heaven
When Jake Parsons died and went to heaven he saw a guy at the gate who said, "Jake Parsons...let,s see...oh, yes. You go down that hall and into the third door on your right."
So Jake went past th... |
| #5367 Ginger, is going to die of syphilis
My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angry biker to one of his buddies.
"No," says the friend, "people don,t die of syphilis anymore."
The angry biker replies, "They do wh... |
| #5366 Chicken and an Egg
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out.
The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I... |
| #5365 A lady approaches a priest
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They o... |
| #5364 While my wife and I were shopping
While my wife and I were shopping at a mall kiosk, a shapely young woman in a short, form-fitting dress strolled by. My eyes followed. Without looking up from the item she was examining, my wife asked... |
| #5363 Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can,t find your birth control pills
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find s... |
| #5362 A couple married forty
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the roa... |
