 | #5397 Sophie and Shirley
Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building -- a quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself.
Shirley says, "S... |
| #5396 Single women and married women
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what,s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what,s in the bed and to the fridge!
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| #5395 How To Impress A Woman
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
l... |
| #5394 It was their wedding night
It was their wedding night, and an older couple, was just about to have sex for the first time. As the wife undressed she sais to her new husband "I have something to confess. I have acute Angin."
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| #5393 the first guy says
Two guys are talking over a beer when the first guy says "What,s wrong with you? You don,t look too good."
"Well my wife told me she would leave me next time I go golfing." said the second one.
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| #5392 A beautiful, independent
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. On... |
| #5391 The difference between men and women
The difference between men and women:
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells: "PI... |
| #5390 The pharmacist asks if he could help him
I guy goes into a pharmacy. The pharmacist asks if he could help him. The guy asks, " Where are the condoms?" The pharmacist directs the man over to the display. 20 minutes go by and the pharmacist fi... |
| #5389 Artillery Colonel
A crusty old artillery colonel found himself at a gala event downtown hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom app... |
| #5387 A kid comes home from school
A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I,ve got a problem."
She says, "Tell me."
He tells her that the boys at school are using two words he doesn,t understand.
She asks hi... |
| #5386 Twenty men die and go to heaven
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are told to seperate into two lines. One for all the husbands that are under their wives control and they other for those that control their wive... |
| #5385 my wife and I were shopping
While my wife and I were shopping at a mall kiosk, a shapely young woman in a short, form-fitting dress strolled by. My eyes followed. Without looking up from the item she was examining, my wife asked... |
| #5382 patrolling a local parking
A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver,s seat reading a comput... |
| #5381 The Perfect Day - Her
8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend,s... |
| #5380 gets plenty of sleep
I love my wife. She eats right, gets plenty of sleep, and takes Geritol every day. Too bad she doesn,t look as good as my girlfriend; then I might go home more often... |
