 | #5416 old men meet on a street corner
Two old men meet on a street corner.
1st old man, "Where ,ve you been for the last couple of months?"
2nd old man, "I was in jail."
1st old man, "You in jail, how come?"
2nd old man, "Well... |
| #5414 goes over to his friends house
A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell, the wife answers.
"Hi is Tony home?"
"No he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No come in."
They sit down and the fri... |
| #5413 Gloria Steinem was pleased
While flying recently, Gloria Steinem was pleased to find that the entire flight crew was female. She asked a flight attendant if she might be able to do an interview in the cockpit.
"Pardon, me ma... |
| #5412 a girl with large breasts
When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.
When I was 16, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no passion.
So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for l... |
| #5411 one male and one female
Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you,re wantin... |
| #5409 A little boy and a little girl
A little boy and a little girl were sitting on the porch talking, when the little girl suddenly winked and asked "Do you want to get undressed and we can play doctor?"
The little boy replied, "That... |
| #5408 I just had a fight
Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had a fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over... |
| #5407 the eve of his wedding night
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question. "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies, "This shows the tow... |
| #5406 the woman who got lost in the desert
Then there was the woman who got lost in the desert. She stumbled across a lamp, rubbed it, and out came a genie. The Genie offered her the traditional three wishes.
Her first wish was to br powerf... |
| #5405 Ten of our Favorite Pick-Up Lines
Your body,s name must be Visa, because it,s everywhere I want to be
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock
I ... |
| #5404 that all good men are married
Single women complain that all good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man... |
| #5401 the city and was invited to a dance
A country girlhad just moved to the city and was invited to a dance, but she couldn,t dance, so she asked a friend what she was going to do if someone asked her to dance. Her friend told her to tell t... |
| #5400 the Pearly Gates
A woman arrives at the Pearly Gates, and meets Saint Peter. She says,"I was supposed to look up my husband when I got here"
Saint Peter says, "What,s his name?"
She replies, "Smith".
Saint Pe... |
| #5399 Mother to Daughter
Mother to Daughter: What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?
"Of course he is, Mom. He,s thrifty, doesn,t drink or smoke. In fact, he has a very nice wife and three well-behave... |
| #5398 George was 29 and still single
George was 29 and still single.
All of his friends were married, but George just dated and dated.
One day Bill asked him why he wasn,t married. "Don,t you want to settle down? Are you holding ou... |
