 | #5469 Speeding and running a red light
A cop pulls over a man for speeding and running a red light. The cop says "Do you know that you were speeding?"
The fellow says "No sir, I was not speeding."
Just then his wife leans over and sa... |
| #5467 An efficiency expert concluded his lecture
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don,t want to try these techniques at home."
"Why not?" asked somebody from the audience.
"I watched my wife,s routine at ... |
| #5466 Sam always wanted an expensive
Sam and Bessie are in their 80,s. Sam always wanted an expensive pair of alligator shoes. Seeing them on sale one day, he purchases them and comes home, asking Bessie, "So, do you notice anything diff... |
| #5465 After 20 years of marriage
There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figur... |
| #5464 Things That You Will Never Hear A Woman Say To A Man
I think that shirt with the holes in the armpits is so sexy!"
"I just love hairy butts."
"Once again you are right and I am wrong."
"I don,t think you swear enough."
"I think t... |
| #5463 single guy is on a cruise ship
A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and begins to sink.
Passengers around him are screaming, flaili... |
| #5462 torrential rain soaked South Louisiana
One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana; the next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there.
Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her n... |
| #5460 Accompanied her husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor,s office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "If you don,t do the following, your husband will surely die".
Each morning, fi... |
| #5457 Tickle your ass with a feather
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick are perched near the front door of the girls, dorm. Several plain Janes walk by as the two converse.
Then a Sharon Stone look-alike emerges fro... |
| #5456 At A Gay Bar
Bob, who`s gay, decides to go out for a good time and ends up at a gay bar. There he meets an attractive young man named Johnny who he talks to all evening. When the night comes to an end Johnny invit... |
| #5455 The teacher says to little
The teacher says to little Tommy one day " if there are three crows sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them with a bee-bee gun, how many will you have left?"
Tommy says," well, you won,t have ... |
| #5454 One day while taking dictation
One day while taking dictation, the new secretary noticed her boss,s fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh by the way sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?"
H... |
| #5453 What kinds of clothes are there
When asked "What kinds of clothes are there?"
Women will answer "Clean and Dirty."
Men will answer "Clean, Almost Clean, Sorta Clean, Not bad, Dirty, Really Dirty, Funky, Nasty, Biohazard." (Men... |
| #5452 I was on jail
Two old men meet on a street corner.
1st old man, "Where ,ve you been for the last couple of months?"
2nd old man, "I was in jail."
1st old man, "You in jail, how come?"
2nd old man, "Well... |
| #5451 Wedding night for a young couple
It was the wedding night for a young couple and the groom wanted everything to be just perfect. He arranged to stay in the Honeymoon Suite of a plush hotel, and he and his new bride eagerly jumped int... |
