 | #5488 Show me your breast
A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell, the wife answers.
"Hi is Tony home?"
"No he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No come in."
They sit down and the fri... |
| #5487 Then their was this fellow
Then their was this fellow who loved his wife,s butt so much, that he was constantly telling her what Beautiful Buns she had.
He would come home from work and compliment her on her Beautiful Buns; ... |
| #5486 Packer fan was enjoying himself
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was. The guy s... |
| #5485 A Coworkers Suggestion
A man was approached by coworker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys aft... |
| #5484 last session of the birthing class
It was the next to last session of the birthing class. The instructor says: "So, you,re on the way to the hospital, and your partner suddenly says ,I think the baby is coming out,. What do you do?"
... |
| #5483 wanted to surprise her husband
A woman wanted to surprise her husband so she bought a pair of crotchless panties.
When her husband got home from work, he found his wife spread eagle on the floor with the panties on. "You want s... |
| #5482 village in South America
In a village in South America there was a young man who was what some people call a Cassanova, good with the ladies. He had all kinds of ladies. He liked them all, fat ones, short ones, skinny ones, d... |
| #5481 school and says to his mom
A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I,ve got a problem."
She says, "Tell me."
He tells her that the boys at school are using two words he doesn,t understand.
She asks hi... |
| #5480 A chicken and an egg
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out.
The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I... |
| #5479 After his examination
One day an older fella was in for a checkup. After his examination, his doctor was amazed.
"Holy cow! Mr. Edwards, I must say that you are in the greatest shape of any 64 year old I have ever exami... |
| #5476 The guy was a golf nut
The guy was a golf nut. He and a friend were on the green when a funeral procession passed by. The man doffed his cap and stood at attention until the funeral procession was out of sight. His friend a... |
| #5475 After picking up his fare
After picking up his fare an Athenian taxi driver asked where the man wanted to go and was slightly taken aback to be given his own address. After dropping his passenger and being paid he watched with... |
| #5474 Not Televising
An Englishman visited a brothel in Paris and on leaving was very surprised to be handed 10,000 francs. He decided to call again the next evening and the same thing happened. On the third night he was ... |
| #5473 Monday morning a customer
One Monday morning a customer walked into Riley,s pharmacy with a complaint.
"Last Friday evening you sold me a gross of condoms, but when I opened them up there were only a hundred."
Riley was ... |
| #5470 the night of a Halloween costume
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back complet... |
