 | #5582 started in hopes of bringing
This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to tired and discouraged women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your fr... |
| #5581 Making love like youve never had
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently with a massive heart attack. The doctors work on him all night and morning and finally discharge him to ICU, where ... |
| #5580 that was married for 20 years
There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figur... |
| #5578 gates for married men
In heaven, there are two gates for married men: The gate for married men that say that they are the boss, and; the gate for married men who admit that their wife is the boss.
Saint Peter was strol... |
| #5576 mother asked her little girl
A mother asked her little girl what she wanted for her birthday, she said that she wanted a Barbie doll and a GI Joe doll. The mother smiled and said: "But honey, Barbie comes with Ken." The little gi... |
| #5574 Nude Resort
A couple went to a certain nude resort for their honeymoon. The husband fell asleep as he was tanning himself on the beach. When he woke, his "tool", shall we say, was red and respectably sunburned. A... |
| #5571 Your Wife Fell out of your Car
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. An Irish cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"
"I`ve been to the pu... |
| #5570 4 guys at the golf course
Four men were out golfing and discussing how each convinced their wife to let them play golf every morning.
1st guy: I had to buy my wife a BMW to let me play golf daily.
2nd guy: You got off ch... |
| #5569 One Sunday morning George burst
One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have great news! I,m getting married to Mary Collins, the most beautiful girl in town." After dinner, George,s dad took him ... |
| #5568 storks on a nest, a father stork
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don,t worry Son, your mother will come back. She,s only bringing people babies a... |
| #5567 father was very angry
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty year old daughter had hitch hiked all alone, all the way from San Francisco to Washington.
"For gods sake!" he screamed, "Someone could have... |
| #5566 Pickup Lines - Rejections
I know how to please a woman
Then please leave me alone
I want to give myself to you
Sorry, I don,t accept cheap gifts
May I see you pretty soon?
Don,t you think I,m pretty now?
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| #5565 picking up his fare an Athenian
After picking up his fare an Athenian taxi driver asked where the man wanted to go and was slightly taken aback to be given his own address. After dropping his passenger and being paid he watched with... |
| #5563 found her husband standing
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby,s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, dou... |
| #5562 girl in a bar and asked
A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?" "Okay. But it won,t do you any good."
A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?" "Okay. But it won,t do you any good."
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