 | #5618 I were shopping at a mall kiosk
While my wife and I were shopping at a mall kiosk, a shapely young woman in a short, form-fitting dress strolled by. My eyes followed. Without looking up from the item she was examining, my wife asked... |
| #5617 A sexy woman in the bar
Once there was a guy who had just broken up with his girlfriend and so all depressed he went to a local bar to get himself drunk. He sat down at the bar and the bartender took his order. Soon a real s... |
| #5616 gorgeous woman who went to the shoe
There once was a gorgeous woman who went to the shoe store wearing a tiny mini-skirt and no panties
She spent hours trying on dozens of pairs of shoes, but she couldn,t find anything she liked. The... |
| #5615 Superman was flying around and he saw
One day Superman was flying around and he saw Wonder Woman laying naked on the top of a building. So he thought to himself "I bet I could fly down really fast and screw her, then fly away and she woul... |
| #5614 The doctor has her on the delivery
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on the delivery table, legs up in the stirrups. Suddenly, he sees the top of a head push through. Then the baby pops its head out and says t... |
| #5613 one Friday evening that reads:
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads:
Dear Wife,
I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and... |
| #5611 We should move in together
An elderly couple, living apart, had been dating for several years. One day Elmer said to Betsy, "We should stop this nonsense. We are paying two rents, two car insurance payments, buying separate foo... |
| #5610 An older couple about to have sex
It was their wedding night, and an older couple, was just about to have sex for the first time. As the wife undressed she says to her new husband "I have something to confess. I have acute Angin."
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| #5609 guys are talking over a beer
Two guys are talking over a beer when the first guy says "What,s wrong with you? You don,t look too good."
"Well my wife told me she would leave me next time I go golfing." said the second one.
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| #5608 Independent, self assured princess
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. On... |
| #5607 Man made it shakily through the door
An old man made it shakily through the door to Joe Conforte,s Mustang Ranch, outside Reno, Nevada. The receptionist stared at him.
"You gotta be in the wrong place," she exclaimed. "What are you lo... |
| #5605 Halloween costume party
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back complet... |
| #5604 Picks a woman in a bar
A fellow picks a woman up in a bar and takes her home.
When he takes off his shoes and socks, it is apparent that his toes have had something dreadful happen to them.. "Eeek!" says she. "Oh, I used... |
| #5602 Floating baseball cap
One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana; the next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there.
Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her n... |
| #5601 Growing tomatoes
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn,t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day, while taking a stroll , she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden f... |
