 | #5674 An old couple were pulled up by a traffic cop
An old couple were pulled up by a traffic cop . He asked the old guy who was driving, "Where are you from?"
"Bundaberg" the old chap replied.
His wife asks "What did he say?".
"He just wants ... |
| #5672 There was this boy in high school
There was this boy in high school that was what you would consider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basement of his home and one night he came up and said "Dad look what I made." So he poure... |
| #5671 front lawn flying a kite
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite, he was really having a difficult time. The kite was swinging wildly, not exactly what you,d describe as stable, so his wife sticks her head out the... |
| #5670 Harold wakes up out of a deep sleep
Harold wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling amorous, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don,t we get it on, eh?" She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynocologist tomorrow and you know I ... |
| #5669 Adam was roaming around the Garden of Eden making
Adam was roaming around the Garden of Eden making up names for all the animals that were there. He also noticed that there were two kinds of each species - male and female. And he also noticed that mo... |
| #5666 A 10 year old boy question
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recently divorced mother her age? She told him that was not a question to ask and that he shouldn,t ask it again.
He then asked her her weight. ... |
| #5664 A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told his girl friend he,d have it fixed in no time.
However as it was very cold his hands kept getting cold. He asked his girl if he could put h... |
| #5663 last vacation, my wife and I saved some money
On our last vacation, my wife and I saved some money by staying in a cheap hotel. Just as we were falling asleep, we heard the sounds of mattress springs and a banging headboard from the next room.
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| #5662 There was once a clairvoyant little boy
There was once a clairvoyant little boy, who could foresee the future. One night while saying his prayers, the little boy was heard to finish, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, goo... |
| #5661 Swanky masked Halloween Party
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she ... |
| #5660 home from a shopping trip
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these... |
| #5659 Man and a woman are on an elevator
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of the world,s tallest building, when all of a sudden, the cable snaps and the elevator starts plummeting to the ground.
The emergency brakes don,t ... |
| #5658 A man and a beautiful woman
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away) suddenly noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair ... |
| #5657 After marrying a young filly
After marrying a young filly, a ninety-year old geezer told his doctor that they were expecting a baby.
"Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "An absent-minded fellow went hunting, but instea... |
| #5656 Three guys were out playing golf
Three guys were out playing golf.
The first guy says, "You would not believe what I had to do to get my wife to let me play golf today. I had to buy her a mink coat."
The second guy says, "Tha... |
