 | #5713 hall seconds before closing time
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. He asked if they had a license and, when they didn,t, sent the... |
| #5712 For decades two heroic statues
For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female,faced each other in a city park,until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You,ve been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "that ... |
| #5711 the groom asks his bride if he can
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees.
After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his dra... |
| #5710 woman gives birth to twins
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy. Her husband isn,t there, and she doesn,t want to name them without him seeing them first. But the hospital insists that the babies must be named by the ... |
| #5708 Adam in the Garden of Eden
Adam was roaming around the Garden of Eden making up names for all the animals that were there. He also noticed that there were two kinds of each species - male and female. And he also noticed that mo... |
| #5707 standing in line at the Post Office
A woman standing in line at the Post Office sees a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter, methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. As each one ... |
| #5706 They all start out like grapes
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it,s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you,d like to have dinner with.
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| #5705 have a facelift for her birthday
A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home she stops at a newstand to buy a paper. Before leaving, she asks the... |
| #5704 The American couple was vacationing
The American couple was vacationing on the beach in France with their seven year old son.
The young boy wondered around on the beach, astonished by all the nudity. After spying one particulary well... |
| #5703 Three newlywed couples were having breakfast
Three newlywed couples were having breakfast together at the honeymoon hotel,s restaurant. When the food finally arrived, the first husband, eager to display his love for his bride said, "Pass the hon... |
| #5702 A drunk is driving through
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. An Irish cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"
"I,ve been to the pu... |
| #5701 A woman is shopping and she purchases
A woman is shopping and she purchases:
1 Tomato
1 head of lettuce
1/2lb of butter
1/2 dozen eggs
1 quart of milk
and 2 cucumbers.
As she is going through line the cashier looks at each ... |
| #5699 wife were lying in bed one night
A husband and wife were lying in bed one night. (Since they have small children, the universal-parent coding system for sex is washing machine.) The husband turned to his wife and said in a seductive ... |
| #5698 the Lord called to Adam and said
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her." Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a ,kiss?,... |
| #5697 Hits directly in the groin
A man is about to get married the next day and is playing softball with his buddies. Suddenly, a line drive hits him directly in the groin and he doubles over in extreme pain. His friends take him to ... |
