 | #5731 Marriage and a Tornado
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking, and then next thing you know your house is gone!
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| #5730 Marriage and a Tornado
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking, and then next thing you know your house is gone!
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| #5729 the first time I saw my husband
I,ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.
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| #5728 A young man took a girl out to dinner
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along very well, and when he asked her if she would like to come up to his apartment for a drink she agreed.
After they were at the apartmen... |
| #5727 the young lady urgently
Kiss me," said the young lady urgently. "Please kiss me."
But the young man turned his head away, saying, "Of course not. How can I? I,m your own brother-in-law. Hell, we shouldn,t even be lying here... |
| #5726 Robinson came home in great excitement
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "You,ll never believe it, dear, but I,ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking."
"Really," said Mrs. Robinson, interested at ... |
| #5725 Grandpa Married A Young Girl
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20. Grandpa`s doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girl could be dangerous, even fatal. Grandpa, not the sli... |
| #5724 the boy octopus married the girl octopus
So the boy octopus married the girl octopus and they walked down the aisle hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand.
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| #5723 the funeral, the priest said
After the funeral, the priest said, "I don,t think you will ever find another women like you late wife."
And the husband replied "Who,s gonna look?"
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| #5722 having the time of his life
A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and begins to sink.
Passengers around him are screaming, flaili... |
| #5720 Acquaintances from WWI
Two old acquaintances from WWI bump into each other one day and head for bar to catch up on old times. The conversation moves from family to retirement to golf, and settles on sex.
"So, how,s your... |
| #5719 A Tomato Garden
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn`t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day, while taking a stroll , she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden f... |
| #5718 walks into a bar and sits down next
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde.
"I just got this amazing watch," he tells her, "it can reads alpha waves, and can tell me what a person is thinking."
"What does... |
| #5715 Athenian taxi driver
After picking up his fare an Athenian taxi driver asked where the man wanted to go and was slightly taken aback to be given his own address. After dropping his passenger and being paid he watched with... |
| #5714 I Would Like Nothing Better
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting for Maria to get ready for their date. She came out of the shower wrapped in a bath towel and said, "I`m sorry I`m late but I was shopping and lost track of ... |
