 | #5755 A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these... |
| #5754 fellow picks a woman up in a bar
A fellow picks a woman up in a bar and takes her home.
When he takes off his shoes and socks, it is apparent that his toes have had something dreadful happen to them.. "Eeek!" says she. "Oh, I used... |
| #5753 guy walks into a bar, looking all depressed
A guy walks into a bar, looking all depressed. He goes to the bar and orders a drink.
The bartender brings it to him and asks "Do you want to talk about something? You look kinda down in the dumps... |
| #5752 the morning after the honeymoon
It,s the morning after the honeymoon, and the wife says "You know, you,re really a lousy lover."
To which the husband replies "How can you tell after only 30 seconds"
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| #5748 There once was a gorgeous woman
There once was a gorgeous woman who went to the shoe store wearing a tiny mini-skirt and no panties
She spent hours trying on dozens of pairs of shoes, but she couldn,t find anything she liked. The... |
| #5747 a swanky masked Halloween Party
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she ... |
| #5742 A beautiful young girl
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She,s laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room she leaves her behind the t... |
| #5740 I told my girlfriend how my i loved her
I told my girlfriend last night how much I loved her, and she said that I must have been out drinking again. I asked her why she would say that, and she said, "Because I,m your father."
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| #5738 Hard to find a man
Why is it so hard for women to find a man who is charming, well-dressed, sensitive, and good-looking? Because all those men already have boyfriends."
- Anonymous
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| #5737 One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana
One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana; the next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there.
Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her n... |
| #5736 A guy was stranded on a desert island
A guy was stranded on a desert island with Cindy Crawford. He played it cool, and he didn,t make any moves towards her for several weeks. Finally, one day he asked her if maybe they could start up a p... |
| #5735 An old married couple are sitting
An old married couple are sitting on the porch on a hot summer afternoon, and the wife says, "You know what I,d really like right now? An ice cream sundae."
The husband says, "I,ll go get you one."... |
| #5734 shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I ... |
| #5733 women and tornadoes
What do women and tornadoes have in common?
They make a lot noise when they are coming and take everything with them when they leave!
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| #5732 Carrot and a Celery stalk got married
A carrot and a celery stalk got married, and after a particularly wild wedding reception took off in their car for Niagara Falls for their honeymoon. Unfortunately the celery stalk (who was driving) h... |
