 | #6735 A middle aged couple is watching TV
A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV Evangalist comes on and promises to heal the sick.
"If only you would pray with him and place your right hand in the air and place your left hand on th... |
| #6732 At a party, one woman said to another
At a party, one woman said to another, "Aren,t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
... |
| #6731 A woman decides to have a facelift
A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home she stops at a newstand to buy a paper. Before leaving, she asks the... |
| #6730 A fellow in a bar notices a woman,
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After a few weeks of exchanged smiles, he made his move.
"No thank you." she said politely. "This may sound rath... |
| #6729 Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" �
The other replies, "Oh sure I do." �
The f... |
| #6728 wanted was a girl with large breasts
When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.
When I was 16, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no passion.
So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for l... |
| #6727 Two elderly residents, one male and one female
Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you,re wantin... |
| #6726 woman who was particularly despondent
Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl.
She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it... |
| #6721 A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question. "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies, "This shows the tow... |
| #6720 In the beginning God created Eve
In the beginning God created Eve. And she had three breasts. After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How are things, Eve?" He asked.
"It,s all so beautiful, God," she replied, "Th... |
| #6719 This chain letter was started in hopes
This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to tired and discouraged women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your fr... |
| #6718 The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently with a massive heart attack. The doctors work on him all night and morning and finally discharge him to ICU, where ... |
| #6717 Clues for Drunk Women
Clues for Drunk Women
You Know It,s Time to Go Home When...
You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.
You,ve just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies ... |
| #6716 A woman accompanied her husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor,s office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "If you don,t do the following, your husband will surely die".
Each morning, fi... |
| #6715 Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick are perched near the front door of the girls, dorm. Several plain Janes walk by as the two converse.
Then a Sharon Stone look-alike emerges fro... |
