 | #7459 How does your wife look like?
Two men were searching for their lost wife in a festival at the city.
First man: How does your wife look like?
Second man: She is 5,7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sex... |
| #7025 Here is this guy who really takes care
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body, he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.
One morning he looks into the mirror and admires his body. he noticed that he is really sun-tanne... |
| #7024 A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, ... |
| #7023 Harry Schwartz is lying in a hospital bed
Harry Schwartz is lying in a hospital bed. His wife, Selma, is by his side:
"Selma, you,ve always been by my side."
"When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side."
"When I had my first hear... |
| #7022 A father comes home and asks where his son
A father comes home and asks where his son is. His wife replies that he,s downstairs playing with his new chemistry set. The father is curious so he wanders down stairs to see what his son is doing. A... |
| #7021 A lady approaches a priest and tells him
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They o... |
| #7019 It was the wedding night for a young couple
It was the wedding night for a young couple and the groom wanted everything to be just perfect. He arranged to stay in the Honeymoon Suite of a plush hotel, and he and his new bride eagerly jumped int... |
| #7018 I tell you, women drivers are a hazard
I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on I-95 I look over to my left and there,s this woman in a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her ... |
| #7017 A man calls his family doctor
A man calls his family doctor:
man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit.
doctor: Ok, bring her in and I,ll try to help.
man: Fine, but whatever you do, don,t c... |
| #7016 Is this really your third marriage
Is this really your third marriage?
Sure is.
What happened to your first two wives?
They died.
How did your first wife die?
She ate some poisonous mushrooms.
What about your second... |
| #7014 In heaven, there are two gates for married men
In heaven, there are two gates for married men: The gate for married men that say that they are the boss, and; the gate for married men who admit that their wife is the boss.
Saint Peter was strol... |
| #7013 Bob stood over his tee short
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He,d waggle, look down, look up, but never start his backswing. Finally David, his playing partner, asked, "Why on Earth are... |
| #7011 On our last vacation, my wife and I saved some money
On our last vacation, my wife and I saved some money by staying in a cheap hotel. Just as we were falling asleep, we heard the sounds of mattress springs and a banging headboard from the next room.
... |
| #7010 A couple was invited to a swanky
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she ... |
| #7009 An older man wearing a stovepipe hat
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party ?"
"Yeah," the man answered, "I,... |
