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A witch joke
Why won,t a witch wear a flat caps?
Because there is no point in it!
A witch joke
What is black, old & ugly and has four wheels?
A witch on a skateboard!
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What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
Hex-aminations!
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What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
A fresh air freak!
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What is the witches motto?
We came, we saw, we conjured!
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What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch!
A witch joke
How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?
O... |
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What do you get if you cross a witches cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws!
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What do you call it when a witches cat falls off a broomstick?
A catastrophe!
A witch... |
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What do you call a witch you likes the beach but is scared of the water?
A chicken sandwitch!
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Why did the witches go on strike?
They wanted sweeping reforms!
A witc... |
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A witch joke
What is old and ugly and goes beep beep?
A witch in a traffic jam!
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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off!
A w... |
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A witch joke
Why did the witch join the football club?
Because she heard they were looking for a new sweeper!
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What do you call a witch that climbs up walls?
Ivy!
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A witch joke
What is old, ugly and blue?
A witch holding it,s breath!
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What do you get if you cross a flea and a witch?
Very worried dogs!
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What do witches sing at C... |
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A witch joke
What do baby witches play with?
Deady bears!
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How do you make a witch float?
You take two scoops of ice cream, a glass of coke and one witch...!
A witch joke
What d... |
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A witch joke
Why should men beware of beautiful witches?
They,ll sweep them off their feet!
A witch joke
What sound does a witch make when she cries?
"Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo"!
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A witch joke
What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
A road hag!
A witch joke
What kind of jewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists?
Charm bracelets!
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When shoul... |
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A witch joke
Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
Because it,s quicker than walking!
A witch joke
What are baby witches called?
Halloweenies!
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What do little witches do after sch... |
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A witch joke
What do witches cats like for breakfast?
Mice krispies!
A witch joke
Who went into a witche,s den and came out alive?
The witch!
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Why is a witch like a candle?
They are both wicked!
Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse?
She kept having Disney spells!
What did the witch write in her Christmas card?
Best vic... |
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What happened to the stupid wizard who put in his false teeth back to front?
He ate himself!
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What do you call a wizard lying in the gutter?
Dwayne!
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