 | #2692 School collection 12
A math joke
I failed every subject except for algebra.
How did you keep from failing that?
I didn`t take algebra!
A history joke
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost ... |
| #2691 School collection 11
Teacher: What are the Great Plains?
Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!
Son: I can`t go to school today. Father: Why not?
Son: I don`t feel well
Teacher: Where don`t you feel well?
Son: In school!
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| #2690 School collection 10
A history joke
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
Speaking Latin!
Teacher: That`s quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?
Pupil: I don`t know teacher. Wh... |
| #2689 School collection 09
A history joke
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
On their feet!
You mean you need to sleep at home too!
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning... |
| #2688 School collection 08
A math joke
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
None, they were all copycats!
A history joke
What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy`s tomb indicate?
The re... |
| #2687 School collection 07
A history joke
What was King Arthur`s favourite game?
Knights and crosses!
A history joke
Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?
At the bottom!
A history joke
Did they play tenni... |
| #2686 School collection 06
What`s black and white all over and difficult?
An exam paper!
A history joke
Why aren`t you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was b... |
| #2685 School collection 05
What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
Square meals!
The food in our school canteen is perfect.
If your a bug!
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Our puppy to... |
| #2684 School collection 04
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
So what`s so great about that?
It`s snowing outside!
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I was mug... |
| #2683 School collection 03
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to see!
Why did the teacher put the lights on?
Because the class was so dim!
A histo... |
| #2682 School collection 02
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can`t sit down!
A history joke
What was Camelot?
A place where people parked their camels!
A history joke
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| #2681 School collection 01
A history joke
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By norse code!
A math joke
Teacher: What`s 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That`s good.
Pupil: Good?, that`s perfect!
A history joke
Wh... |
| #2680 Scary collection 50
A wizard joke
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!
A wizard joke
What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together?
The smallest ones!
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| #2679 Scary collection 65
A witch joke
Who went into a witche`s den and came out alive?
The witch!
A witch joke
What is a witches favourite magazine?
The witch report!
A witch joke
What did the young witch say to he... |
| #2678 Scary collection 64
A witch joke
What is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake?
A witch with a drum kit!
A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A witch in soggy shoes!
A witch joke
What do... |
