 | #2722 Silly collection 11
Who is in cowboy films and always broke?
Skint Eastwood!
Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?
Al Caprawn!
What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?
A pecking order!
Why did the ... |
| #2721 Silly collection 10
What do you call an American drawing?
Yankee doodle!
I was once in a play called "Breakfast in Bed"
Did you have a big role?
No just toast and marmalade!
What key went to college?
Yale!
W... |
| #2720 Silly collection 09
I don`t think these photographs you`ve taken do me justice. You don`t want justice - you want mercy!
What steps would you take if a madman came rushing at you with a knife?
Great big ones!
Who ... |
| #2719 Silly collection 08
How did the telephones get married?
In a double ring ceremony!
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot!
Dad, there is a man at the door collecting for the new swimming pool.
Give him a glass of wate... |
| #2718 Silly collection 07
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it`s too far to walk!
What is "out of bounds"?
An exhausted kangaroo!
Have you ever seen a duchess?
Yes - it`s the same as an English "s"!
Wha... |
| #2717 Silly collection 06
What is Cheddar Gorge?
A large cheese sandwich!
What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?
It gets wet!
Why did the woman take a loaf of bread to bed with her?
To feed her nigh... |
| #2716 Silly collection 05
I`d tell you another joke about a pencil.
But it doesn`t have any point!
Why do idiots eat biscuits?
Because they`re crackers!
What was the gangsters last words?
Who put that violin in my vio... |
| #2715 Silly collection 04
What do golfers use in China?
China tees!
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy!
Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
He wanted a higher education!
In the park this morning I was sur... |
| #2714 Silly collection 03
What do Scotsmen eat?
Tart`n`pie!
What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
The full moon because it`s lighter!
What town in England makes terrible sandwiches?
Oldham!
What would you ca... |
| #2713 Silly collection 02
How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it`s long enough!
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam?
This match won`t light!
That`s funny, it did this morning!
What... |
| #2712 What are prehistoric monsters called?
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it`s full of dates!
What language do they speak in Cuba?
Cubic!
Why did th... |
| #2711 School collection 31
Is that school food spicy?
No, smoke always comes out of my ears!
Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree?
I`m stumped!
"It`s clear" said the teacher, "That you haven`t studied you... |
| #2710 School collection 30
Pupil: I don`t think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that`s the lowest mark I could give you!
What did Noah do for a job?
He was an arkitecht!
What`s that fly doing in my... |
| #2709 School collection 29
Mother: How was your first day at school?
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
I`m not going back to school ever again
Why ever not?
The teac... |
| #2708 School collection 28
Father: How were the exam questions?
Son: Easy
Father: Then why look so unhappy?
Son: The questions didn`t give me any trouble, just the answers!
Where was the Magna Carta signed?
At the bottom... |
