 | #2377 Elephant jokes 08
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?
Six weeks old!
What did the e... |
| #2376 Elephant jokes 07
Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?
He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!
Why do elephants eat raw food?
Because they don,t know how to cook!
Why did the ... |
| #2375 Elephant jokes 06
What,s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!
What,s the difference between an elephant and a post box?
I don,t know!
We... |
| #2374 Elephant jokes 05
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in the cherry tree!
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
What,s the difference b... |
| #2373 Elephant jokes 04
What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?
The tusk fairy!
What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?
An elephant with spare parts!
What,s grey but turns red?
An embarrassed ... |
| #2371 Elephant jokes 02
What, s big and grey with horns?
An elephant marching band!
What,s yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?
An elephant disguised as a banana!
What,s big, grey and flies straight up?
An ... |
| #2370 Q and A 01
What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
Time to fix the fence!
What,s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn,t get wet?
An elephant with an umbrella!
What, s grey with red... |
| #2369 Dog jokes 08
Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
A: He gets splinters in his mouth!
Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?
A: A bull dog!
Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform... |
| #2368 Dog jokes 07
Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
A: Cockerpoodledoo!
Q: What do you call a sheepdog,s tail that can tell tall stories?
A: A shaggy dogs tale!
Q: Why do... |
| #2367 Dog jokes 06
Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?
A: Chump chops!
Q: How many seasons are there in a dogs life?
A: Just one, the moulting season!
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It do... |
| #2366 Dog jokes 05
Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?
A: Cats can,t drive!
Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
A: A mutt in a rut!
Q: What do you get if you cross a do... |
| #2365 Dog jokes 04
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!
Q: What sort of clo... |
| #2364 Dog jokes 03
Q: What is a dog,s favorite sport?
A: Formula 1 drooling!
Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?
A: A Great Dane out!
Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?
A... |
| #2363 Dog jokes 02
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?
A: A jet setter!
Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has?
A: Puppy dogs!
Q: Why did the dachshund bite the woman,s ankle?
A: Because... |
| #2362 Chicken jokes 04
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!
Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
A: It eggs-plodes!
Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn,t what he ... |
