 | #2407 Mouse jokes 01
What are crisp, like milk and go ,eek, eek, eek, when you eat them?
Mice Krispies!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What do you get if you try to cross a mous... |
| #2406 Moth jokes
How do you make a butterfly?
Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!
What is a myth?
A female moth!
What insect lives on nothing?
A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths ... |
| #2405 Mosquito jokes
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?
You slap him and he slaps you back!
What is the most religious insect?
A mosque-ito!
What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?
A morese-quito!
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| #2404 Insect jokes
Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance!
What,s an insects best chat up line?
Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
What has four wheels and flies?
A rubbish bin!
What happen... |
| #2403 Grasshopper jokes
What is a grasshopper?
An insect on a pogo stick!
What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
A grasshover!
Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
Because grasshoppers can play... |
| #2402 Fly jokes
How do fireflies start a race?
Ready steady glow!
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?
The one in the sugar bowl!
How do you keep flie... |
| #2401 Flea jokes 02
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time no flea!
Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?
Robert E Flea!
What is the difference between a flea bi... |
| #2400 Flea jokes 01
What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!
What insect runs away from everything?
A flee!
What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?
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| #2399 Fish jokes 06
Why are gold fish orange?
The water makes them rusty!
Who held the baby octopus to ransome?
Squidnappers!
What part of a fish weighs the most?
It,s scales!
What fish do road-menders use?
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| #2398 Fish jokes 05
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Net profits!
What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird,s leg and a hand?
Birdsthigh fish fingers!
What kind of noise annoys an oyster?
A noisy noise ... |
| #2397 Fish jokes 04
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish!
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda!
Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean?
Billy t... |
| #2396 Fish jokes 03
Where are most fish found?
Between the head and the tail!
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
A herring aid!
What do fish sing to each other?
Salmon-chanted evening!
How does an o... |
| #2395 Fish jokes 02
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker!
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can,t refuse?
The Codfather!
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch... |
| #2394 Fish jokes 01
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon!
Where do little fishes go every morning?
To plaice school!
What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A motor pike!
How could the dolphin afford ... |
| #2393 Farm jokes 10
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
What has two legs and flies?
A pig!
What do you get... |
