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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


Dealing with a juggler
Careful when you wish
Answering machine message 67
Getting into fights
Go on a hiking trip
A snail buys a fast new car
Boat troubles
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
Woman is on a bus

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#2437 Knock knock collection 005
Knock Knock Who,s there? Alba! Alba! Alba in the kitchen if you need me! Knock Knock Who,s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey,s uncle! Knock Knock Who,s there? Albert! Albert who! A...
#2436 Knock knock collection 004
Knock Knock Who,s there? Ahmed! Ahmed who? Ahmedeus Motzart! Knock Knock Who,s there? Alaska! Alaska who? Alaska my friend the question then! Knock Knock Who,s there? Aida! Aida who? ...
#2435 Knock knock collection 003
Knock Knock Who,s there? Adlai! Adlai who? Adlai a bet on that! Knock Knock Who,s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth! Knock Knock Who,s there? Aesop! Aesop who? ...
#2434 Knock knock collection 002
Knock Knock Who,s there? Acid! Acid who? Acid down and be quiet! Knock Knock Who,s there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch! Knock Knock Who,s there? Adair! Adair who? Adair once bu...
#2433 Knock knock collection 001
Knock Knock Who,s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles! Knock Knock Who,s there? Aaron! Aaron who! Aaron on the side of caution! Knock Knock Wh...
#2432 Doctor doctor collection 13
Doctor, Doctor, I can,t get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you,ll soon drop off. Doctor, Doctor You,ve got to help me - I just can,t stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not rea...
#2431 Doctor doctor collection 12
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit! Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad? Well, I ouldn,t start watching any new soap operas! Doctor, ...
#2430 Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`m a caterpillar
Doctor, Doctor I?ve lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen? Doctor, Doctor I think I,m a rubber band Why don,t you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all ab...
#2429 Doctor doctor collection 10
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I,m a caterpillar Don,t worry you,ll soon change! Doctor, Doctor you,ve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I...
#2428 Doctor doctor collection 09
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That,s because you,ve got your hand on my watch! Doctor, Doctor I,ve had tummy ache since I ate three c...
#2427 Doctor doctor collection 08
Doctor, doctor my baby,s swallowed a bullet Well don,t point him at anyone until I get there! Doctor, Doctor I,ve just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name! Doctor, Doctor I,m ...
#2426 Doctor doctor collection 07
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger! Doctor Doctor I feel like ...
#2425 Doctor doctor collection 06
Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don,t worry it,s just a gilt complex! Doctor, Doctor I,ve broke my arm in two places Well don,t go back there again then! Doctor, Doctor I think I...
#2424 Doctor doctor collection 05
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I,m a snake about to shed it,s skin. Why don,t you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then! Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How d...
#2423 Doctor doctor collection 04
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps! Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she,s invisible! What sister? Doctor, Doctor I,m on a diet and it,s making...


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