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A vampire joke
Why did the vampire have fang decay?
He was always eating fangcy cakes!
A ghost joke
Where do Australian ghosts go on holiday?
Lake Eerie!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire ... |
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A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
A vampire joke
What happened to the vampire who swallowed sheep?
He felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
A ghost joke
Who is the most i... |
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A vampire joke
What,s a vampire,s favourite animal?
A giraffe!
A cannibal joke
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels!
A vampire joke
Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
... |
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A ghost joke
How did the ghost song and dance act make a living?
By appearing in television spooktaculars!
A ghost joke
What is a drunkards last drink?
His bier!
A cannibal joke
What did a ... |
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A ghost joke
How do undertakers speak?
Gravely!
A vampire joke
What do vampires think of blood transfusions?
Newfangled rubbish!
A ghost joke
What did the polite ghost say to her son?
Don,... |
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A vampire joke
What do romantic vampires do?
Neck!
A skeleton joke
What,s a skeleton,s favorite vegetable?
Marrow!
A skeleton joke
What did the old skeleton complain of?
Aching bones!
A... |
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A vampire joke
Why did the vampire go to hospital?
He wanted his ghoulstones removed!
A ghost joke
Where do ghosts live?
In a terrortory!
A ghost joke
What is a ghost proof cycle?
One with... |
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A vampire joke
What happened to the mad vampire?
He went a little batty!
A demon joke
What is the best way to get rid of a demon?
Exorcise a lot!
A ghost joke
What kind of jewels to ghosts ... |
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A werewolf joke
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks!
A werewolf joke
How do you know if a werewolf,s been in the fridge?
The paw prints in the butter!
A skeleton ... |
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A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
A cannibal joke
What do you call a massive witch doctor?
Mumbo jumbo!
A vampire joke
Why di... |
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A skeleton joke
How do skeletons get their mail?
By bony express!
A vampire joke
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
Coffin medicine!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire sit ... |
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A skeleton joke
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body!
A werewolf joke
Why did the small werewolf bite the womans ankle?
Because he couldn,t reach any high... |
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A ghost joke
What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars?
Sheet belts!
A ghost joke
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!
A cannibal joke
Why did the... |
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A vampire joke
What does a vampire say to the mirror?
Terror, terror on the wall...!
A skeleton joke
How do skeletons call their friends?
On the telebone!
A skeleton joke
Why are skeletons ... |
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A vampire joke
What did the vampire say after he had been to the dentist?
Fangs very much!
A vampire joke
What happened when the vampire went to the blood bank?
He asked to make a withdrawal!
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