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A wizard joke
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?
He was going as a banana!
A wizard joke
What do wizards do to get their kicks?
They drool over the pictures in "witch... |
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A wizard joke
What,s the first thing that a wizard does in the morning?
He wakes up!
A wizard joke
What do you call a wizard who,s black and blue all over?
Bruce!
A witch joke
Why do witche... |
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A witch joke
What is the difference between a witch and the letters M A K E S?
One make spells and the other spell makes!
A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, bonk?
A witch laughing her head ... |
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A witch joke
What,s yellow and very poisonous?
Witch infested custard!
A witch joke
Why did the witch buy two tickets to the zoo?
One to get in and one to get out!
A witch joke
What do you ... |
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A vampire joke
What happened at the vampires race?
It finished neck and neck!
A vampire joke
What,s a vampire,s favourite drink?
A bloody mary!
A ghost joke
Why did the car stop when it saw... |
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A ghost joke
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Watch the board and I,ll go through it again!
A ghost joke
Who writes ghosts joke
s?
Crypt writers!
A vampire joke
Why did the vam... |
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A werewolf joke
How do you stop a werewolf chasing you?
Throw a stick and say fetch!
A werewolf joke
How do you know if two werewolves have been in the fridge?
Two pairs of paw prints in the bu... |
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A ghost joke
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!
A vampire joke
What does a vampire bath in?
A bat tub!
A werewolf joke
Why did the boy take a pain k... |
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A witch joke
Why do witches scratch themselves all the time?
Because they,re the only ones who know where a witch itches!
A vampire joke
Do you know that Dracula wants to be a comedian?
He,s st... |
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A skeleton joke
What happened to the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
He ran off with some bones and didn,t leave him with a leg to stand on!
A werewolf joke
Where does the werewolf sit in t... |
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Q: What is a ghost,s favourite day of the week?
A: Frightday!
Q: Where do Chinese vampires come from?
A: Fanghai!
Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school?
A: He was boning up for hi... |
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A ghost joke
What airline do ghouls fly with?
British Scareways!
A cannibal joke
What do cannibals eat at partys?
Buttered host!
A vampire joke
What happened to the lovesick vampire?
He be... |
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A werewolf joke
Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves and whenwolves!
A skeleton joke
What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road?
Jump out of your skin and join... |
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A vampire joke
What do you call a vampire junkie?
Count Drugula!
A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton doctor?
Bones!
A vampire joke
What is a vampire,s favourite film character?
Bat... |
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A cannibal joke
What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast?
Weedie Bix!
!
A ghost joke
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
Because their daddies were mummies!
A cannibal joke
Wha... |
