 | #7466 A Kid calls the Help Desk
A Kid calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Kid: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Whatz the joke?
Help Desk: Dear kid, those stars are to protect y... |
| #7455 Why are some of your hair white mom?
School Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?
Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white.
Funny Kid thought for a moment, and then sai... |
| #7446 Writing an essay
Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother,s. Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it,s about the same dog!
... |
| #7367 Remember The Other Day...
Remember the other day when we were on the bus, you stuck your head out the window and i stuck my ass out and everyone thought we were twins!!!... |
| #3341 Silly collection 01
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it,s full of dates!
What language do they speak in Cuba?
Cubic!
Why did th... |
| #3340 Scary collection 38
Q: What is a ghost,s favourite day of the week?
A: Frightday!
Q: Where do Chinese vampires come from?
A: Fanghai!
Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school?
A: He was boning up for hi... |
| #3339 Scary collection 31
A vampire joke
What,s a vampire,s favourite animal?
A giraffe!
A cannibal joke
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels!
A vampire joke
Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
... |
| #3338 Scary collection 21
A ghost joke
What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars?
Sheet belts!
A ghost joke
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!
A cannibal joke
Why did the... |
| #3337 Scary collection 01
A vampire joke
What,s a vampire,s favourite sport?
Batminton!
A werewolf joke
What do you call a werewolf that drinks too much?
A whino!
A witch joke
Where did the witch get her furniture?
... |
| #3335 Knock knock collection 109
Knock Knock
Who,s there?
Kendall!
Kendall who?
Kendall and Barbie go together!
Knock Knock
Who,s there?
Kenneth!
Kenneth who?
Kenneth little kids play with you!
Knock Knock
Who,s there?... |
| #3334 Knock knock collection 060
Knock Knock
Who,s there?
Enid!
Enid who?
Enid some more pocket money!
Knock Knock
Who,s there?
Enoch!
Enoch who?
Enoch and Enoch but no one answers the door!
Knock Knock
Who,s there?
E... |
| #3333 Knock knock collection 056
Knock Knock
Who,s there?
Edith!
Edith who?
Edith, it,ll make you feel better!
Knock Knock
Who,s there?
Edna!
Edna who?
Edna the class!
Knock Knock
Who,s there?
Edwin!
Edwin who?
Edwi... |
| #3332 Knock knock collection 052
Knock Knock
Who,s there?
Donovan!
Donovan who?
Donovan know your own name!
Knock Knock
Who,s there?
Dora!
Dora who?
Dora wood!
Knock Knock
Who,s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris slamme... |
| #3331 Knock knock collection 045
Knock Knock
Who,s there?
Deena!
Deena who?
Deena hear me the first time!
Knock Knock
Who,s there?
Delhi!
Delhi who?
Delhicatessen!
Knock Knock
Who,s there?
Delores!
Delores who?
Delo... |
| #3330 Knock knock collection 013
Knock Knock
Who,s there?
Anka!
Anka who?
Anka the ship!
Knock Knock
Who,s there?
Ankansas!
Ankansas who?
Ankansas though any piece of wood!
Knock Knock
Who,s there?
Ankara!
Ankara who... |
